As some of you know, we are headed to Disney World tomorrow (Friday) with the Hortons.  The plan is to have a stinkin’ blast and make sure WDW will never be the same.  For those of you that are planning a trip to WDW in the near future, I have the Top 5 things to think about before you go:

1. Make sure you are not planning your trip during AARP week.  It is one thing to have to deal with the infant strollers but add “those geriatric scooters,” you will be in looking at a long week. 
2. For those of you that are fashion-conscious, FORGET IT!  By day 2, you won’t care what you have on as long it is comfortable.  (Speaking of fashion, if you have a hook-up at WDW and can get us that night’s stay at Cinderella’s Castle, I promised to run around in all my glory in Cinderella’s Castle and eternally embarrass my kids and I guess my wife too.)
3. If you have a nervous foot and tap it while on the can, do not plan to use the public bathrooms while in the parks.  Ain’t explainin’ that one…
4. Speaking of public bathrooms, it is always best to regulate yourself before you go.  Drop the kids off at the pool before you leave the room every morning.  OR if your wife and kids do not care for the aroma, most resorts have clean bathrooms in their lobbies. 
5. Lastly, on a more serious note, commit yourself to have a great time.  Yes, it is going to crowded and there are plenty of line passers and nose pickers.  BUT, you will never find a place where your kids’ faces will light up like a Christmas Tree every morning.  It is moments like those you will cherish forever.